Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat
liye...

  Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiya Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan ke Dushman He
  Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se dur Bhaag Jaye Wo Asli Baap ka Beta Nahi Hai.

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gayatha
Abhi tak wapis nahi aaye
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
To , Behen , kuch aur Paka lo na